Changing Babies in Public

" Do you think that it's appropriate for someone with a young baby to change its diaper on top of a restaurant table in a fast food establishment? I think this to be disgusting and ridiculous. The woman went to the counter to speak with the manager saying that she didn't appreciate the fact that the rest of us thought it was rude. The management told her: it was perfectly fine to change a diaper on a table. The most appalling thing was that after the baby was changed, they didn't even bother to sanitize the table. What do you think? I feel...That if you see this, and the place you are eating at don't do anything when you complain. Then you should.. Appeal to a higher authority. Higher than the restaurant manager. Better yet!! CALL... Inspection Division of your local Health Department."

world-update - Blog

world-update:" I copied these from this site this happened in ...........Mumbai, India. -August 2005 . His pictures really tell a story. Is why I wanted to share them with you. Please look below.. Or you can go to his Blog-link and look at them there."

Tornado Starting

Starting to build up speed

See The Funnels

Sucking Air Into it Now

Heart Of The Storm

Hell Knows No Fury

Starting To Loose Pressure

Tornado Has Finally Ended

 

"Okay I could see me saying honey,would you
let the baby suck on your titties for awhile..
Mine are sore!!" 

" Well World it's Monday morning, Watch-out world I'm going to be on the road today..Need to run to Pocatello to take my daughter there to do some things. Just to warn all of you this will be me the one drivng and talking on the Cell-Phone!! Oh!! ya my friend is driving to Pocatello too to a doctor's appt. so she'll be the one I'll be chatting with..Watch-out world..lol" 

I Can't Drive!

I Can't Drive! - Send4Fun.com:"found this joke song about gas made me laugh,click and go to it:
http://1.send4fun.com/redir.cfm/24136/218609/22322/23328977"

Careful Where you Step

weird Pocatello Idaho:" In February, 1997 a 46-year-old female elementary school principal was charged with misdemeanor trespass, based on photographs taken by former police dispatcher Richard Clothier. Clothier had taken the pictures in order to find out who had been running onto his property since September, defecating in his front yard on Sundays. In a pre-trial conference the woman admitted in front of several witnesses that she had indeed defecated 21 times on Clothier's lawn, as well as about 5 times on the lawns of his neighbors Had to post this... I lived Pocatello in 1997 and I never heard about this, least I don't remember it. Wonder who she was...lol."

Judge to family: Get rid of 26 cats

MSNBC:" Only 6 of the 32 can stay, Pennsylvania family said - The cats have got to go. A family with 32 cats has 30 days to get rid of all but six of them. A judge has ruled that Salisbury Township officials can enter the home and remove the cats once the deadline passes. Shirley Billig and her family plan to appeal Judge Alan Black’s order. They’ve been fighting authorities for more than a year to keep the cats. Black says the family may face repercussions, including contempt charges if they don’t comply with his ruling. Billig says: “They’re not going to get the cats.” The family says the cats stay indoors, have regular veterinarian visits and have access to litter boxes -- and only one neighbor has complained in 24 years. I don't feel the courts should have a say what you do with animals within your home, as long as they are healthy and well feed. But then again why would someone want to live with that many cats, let alone any animal in that amount in your home."

Is He Going To Be Good In Bed?

Quizzes:"Wondering if he'll sizzle or fizzle between the sheets? Whether you're curious about the new guy you're dating or the cutie in the next cubicle, experts say that a man's everyday behavior is a good indicator of his sexual performance. "But give a guy a fair chance, because your perception of him may change after a few dates," stresses Patti Britton, Ph.D., author of "The Art of Sex Coaching." However, she also points out that how you do anything is how you do everything (in other words, a selfish jerk during the day isn't about to become a soul-searching sensitive lover at night). Want to know if he'll impress you in the sack? This quiz will reveal all!

1. Fess up: You think he'll be a sexual dynamo because he has the biggest feet you've ever seen.

a. True
b. False

2. When you two watch a game on TV, your sports fanatic:

a. Has one too many beers and passes out at halftime.
b. Disses the ref and throws potato chips at the screen.
c. Does his own play-by-play.
d. Sits quietly, because he's afraid to jinx his team.

3. You're having a Starbucks night when — gasp! — there's a lull in the conversation. You bring up the inspiring book you just read, and he:

a. Starts talking about his favorite coffee shop in Paris.
b. Asks who your favorite author is.
c. Starts playing footsie with you under the table.
d. Admits that he only reads when he's in the john.

4. When driving, this is a guy who:

a. Always asks you to buckle up.
b. Cruises slower than your grandma.
c. Guns it through yellow lights.
d. Abuses the horn while yelling expletives.

5. You've discovered something about your movie tastes:

a. You've both rented "Old School" about 40 times.
b. He quotes sci-fi trilogies while you've got a fetish for '80s horror.
c. You share the same deep aversion to Paulie Shore flicks.
d. He doesn't care what you watch, as long as he can cop a feel in the dark. You pass on the PDA.

6. Dinnertime! Your suggestion to try the new, exotic restaurant downtown falls on deaf ears.

a. True.
b. False.

7. You just bought a state-of-the-art entertainment system. After opening the box, Mr. Handy:

a. Hooks it up sans instructions. Seems like he's done this before!
b. Mixes up all the wires. Luckily you're there to untangle him.
c. Starts muttering curse words and heads directly for the couch.
d. Checks out the instructions and asks for help with the diagrams.

Toke this test from the last guy I was with and this is what my scores added up to:

He's a Sex God in Training!:
A little guidance from you in bed and this man could become your lean, mean loving machine! There's also a good chance he'll find you so incredibly hot that, if you ever split up and he's gone his own way. He will mentally, compare other women to you, and miss the mind-blowing-fun he had in the bedroom with you. So don't be too quick to pull the plug: "What he lacks in skill he could make up for in enthusiasm!....( If read by my X- not meant to offend you, it's just a test.)
Go-ahead take the test tell me what your's said about your male, choosing. Is it a red light..Watch-out? Or a Green-light..GO- for it.."

Law - Open Containers Banned - Oct. 1

Oct. 1:" Owner of the Acton Bar Cow Camp and Steakhouse north of Billings, is blunt in his criticism of Montana's historic open container law."I don't care if you drink and drive," he said. The law, which prohibits open containers of alcohol in the passenger compartment of most vehicles, won't make people who are hell-bent on driving drunk any safer, he said, "but it'll make them sneakier." The Acton Bar, located on a straight, desolate stretch of Highway 3, sells alcoholic beverages to go and Cowzin said he intends to keep doing it, at least until the "beer cops" tell him to stop. The state did ban drinking and driving, as the federal government required, but the resulting violation is not considered a criminal offense. Violations will not count as points against one's driver's license or be reported to one's auto insurance company, which would likely use that information to raise insurance rates: The new law bans all open containers of alcohol except: In a locked glove compartment, truck bed or cargo compartment. Behind the last upright seat in a station wagon or SUV that does not have a trunk. In buses, taxis, limousines or any other vehicle in which the driver is paid. In the living quarters of a motor home or travel trailer. Violators can be fined up to $100. But they can repeatedly pay the maximum $100 fine without it going higher or going on their record. Now don't this just beat all!! Its against the law to drink and drive but it don't go on your record? Now what good does it to change the law if it don't change the effect, if all you have to do is pay a few -$$- to the courts? Seems to me the courts, are trying to make a few bucks on the side and not change a problem at all. Leave a comment and tell me if I'm wrong okay!!"

Montana - drinking Law passed

" Well just heard on the TV- this morning Montana's (New Law) just came in effect today. You can NO..Longer drive down their great road's at high speed, and pop a top on your fav.- BEER!! (It's now against the law to drive with a open container). So all you cowboys, better throw the saddle on that horse, of yours to go to town on friday-night!!" 

Dish-Washing Dog

"Hum..Wonder if he does window's too? " 

When You Drink To Much

" What this isn't my bed??Oh...My head.
How much did I drink last night"

 

Warning - to ADHD Drug Strattera

Drug Strattera:" The FDA has issued a public health advisory reports of suicidal thinking in children and adolescents - Strattera, a drug to treat (ADHD) in adults and children.The FDA has ordered Strattera's maker, Eli Lilly and Co., to revise this product to include a "black box" warning on Strattera's product label and additional warning statements that alert health care providers of the increased risk of suicidal thinking. A black box warning is the strongest type of warning that the FDA can require for a drug. It is generally reserved for warning prescription drug users about adverse drug reactions that can cause serious injury or death. Strattera is the first FDA-approved nonstimulant to treat ADHD. Strattera has been on the market since 2002 and has been used by more than 2 million patients, according to the FDA. Strattera should be stopped in patients with signs of jaundice yellowing of the skin or whites of the eyes. Jaundice is a sign of liver damage. If blood tests show evidence of liver damage, the drug should also be stopped. In addition to yellowing of the whites of the eyes or the skin, there are other signs of liver damage. If you also notice any of these while taking Strattera, let your doctor know immediately. (Itchy skin,Dark urine,Pain or tenderness in the upper, right side of the abdomen,Unexplained "flu-like" symptoms.)"

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

" D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering her unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators."

Difference Between- Men & Women

" "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." --Was said : Jerry Seinfeld "

Senior Citizen Did Steal Money

news:"Sacramento, California - An elderly gentleman walked into a police station and reported that he thought he had robbed a Wells Fargo Bank a few days earlier. The police officers didn't take his confession too seriously because he was very old, suffered from obvious physical ailments, carried a white hospital bag, and admitted that he wanted to go back into Kaiser Hospital's psychiatric ward. He also couldn't remember the exact day, time, location of the bank, or the nearest cross street. However, after an intensive interrogation, FBI agents found out that the senior citizen had indeed robbed the bank and was responsible for three other bank robberies. Now this is a first, a robber who feels guilty."

Psychiatrist Turns Geeks Into Studs

" SEXPOT psychiatrist Dr. Cynthia Mesner turns timid and tittering geeks into swaggering studs with an exciting new psychiatric technique that relies on the Freud-like power of her 38-DD breasts! Deep-trance modification therapy with mammary adjunct" or "nip-notism," as the unorthodox doctor herself prefers to call the technique "is useful" in lulling nerds, Weird Harolds and other girl-shy guys into an altered state. As they continue to stare helplessly at her fully-exposed fun bags that's right, she works topless -- Mesner breathlessly whispers a series of "post nip-notic" suggestions that her patients will obey long after she's snapped them out of their trance. "I tell them they're 'hunky' and 'stud muffins' and say that everywhere they go, they'll drive women wild with desire," "The technique is far more effective than conventional hypnotherapy. Just getting these young men to look at my chest after I pop the buttons on my blouse is a major accomplishment. "But it sets the stage for them to grapple with and then conquer their fear of the opposite sex. "With hypnosis alone, we expect every patient to need additional treatment, and only three of 10 will ever learn to be comfortable around females. "With nip-notism, nine of 10 will go on to lead exciting and meaningful new lives as studs." The curvy 32-year-old doctor and former Watermelon Queen says she developed nip-nosis after noticing that men who asked for help with women often couldn't bring themselves to make eye contact with her. "One morning I was counseling a young man who wouldn't stop staring at the floor so I walked around my desk and lifted his head up with my right hand and forced him look at me," she recalls. "He was fighting to turn away, so I ripped off my blouse and bra with my left hand and screamed at him, 'Look! Look! They're shirt puppies, yes but they won't bite you!' "He calmed down instantly and, believe it or not, his voice dropped two octaves, from a tittering falsetto to a rich baritone. "I knew then and there I was on to something. "So I went to work to develop the full nip-notic technique that I'm using today, which is a marriage of otherwise conventional hypnotherapy, psychoanalysis and 'tough love' techniques." The sizzling psychiatrist charges $250 an hour for her services and there's a wait of up to six months for an appointment. She accepts insurance and, amazingly, most companies pay for nip-notic sessions. "Dr. Cynthia took me from dud to stud in just one session," testifies one ex-nerd. "At the age of 24, I was a virgin who'd never even been out on a date. And now, just six weeks after she nip-notised me, I've got 18 'babe notches' in the headboard over my bed."

Busted! Labrador retrieves owner's pot to cops

MSNBC:"Grapevine, Tex. - J.D. the Labrador retriever meant well, but he has landed his owner in a mess of trouble. Police say his owner was playing Frisbee golf with two friends at a suburban Dallas-Fort Worth course when a police officer arrived.The officer thought he smelled burning marijuana, so he asked the men for identification and began checking for outstanding warrants. J.D (the-dog) apparently sensing the party was over, waded into nearby Bear Creek, retrieved a plastic bag containing pot and brought it to the officer. The black Lab’s 25-year-old owner was charged with possessing drug paraphernalia. One of his companions was charged with marijuana possession. The third member of the party wasn’t charged. J.D. was turned over to him. Now tell me, this dog-J.D. wasn't mad at his owner for NOT.. throwing him the frisbee to play with them..LOL"

New Medical Study

Jay Leno:"According to a new medical study, it's healthy for a wife to get angry at her husband than to keep it all inside which can lead to disease. So guys when the wife runs you over with the SUV, she's just trying to live a healthier lifestyle." Saw this and laughed, had to share it with you. I like this guy-Leno, he comes up with the strangest stuff, and pulls it off!

Urinating in public

News:"Niagara Falls, Ontario - The operators of Casino Niagara told a local newspaper that customers urinating around slot machines had become a serious problem. Customers who believed a slot machine would soon pay off were afraid to leave the machines and either wore adult diapers, urinated into the plastic coin cups or simply on the floor next to the machines...This is Nasty...And how's you Day ..LOL"

" Saw this and wanted to post it, moneys tight right now maybe I should find a differant job? I heard Burger King Is hiring!!" 

" Ladies...Careful what you write on a cue'-card to your man...It may distract him" 

"Hate Monday ? Brain just don't work right.....Well here's a button you can now put on your key-board for those times when you just know....YOU SCREWED -UP!!" 

I'm Just A Love Machine

 

Angel Wings

Record News:"Man gives lift to those who need free ride for non-emergency health care Richard Sutton is an angel to many. An Angel Flight America volunteer, the Wichita Falls man is one of 850 pilots who help provide free, non-emergency transportation for people who have medical conditions that require travel. Angel Flight South Central - located in Addison, Texas - is one of the six groups that are a part of Angel Flight America. From Addison, volunteers oversee missions in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana and parts of New Mexico, Mississippi and Tennessee. Sutton also happens to be a retired physician. "(Angel Flight) gives me an opportunity to stay involved in medicine and provide a necessary service," he said. Sutton prefers to take on flights that originate in the Wichita Falls area because he can meet the needs of local residents and be home in time to take care of his own responsibilities. Angel Flight pilots pay for each flight out of their own pockets. With aviation fuel currently more than $3 per gallon, a round-trip flight to Houston from Wichita Falls costs no less than $400. Most flights for Sutton have been to Houston where he has carried patients for treatments or consultations at The University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center. More than 70 percent of the patients transported by Angel Flight South Central are cancer patients, including many children. The only requirements for using Angel Flight is that the patient be ambulatory, capable of being in an unpressurized aircraft and able to sit upright for the flight. Many use Angel Flight services because they don't have money to travel, but others may simply be too sick to drive or to fly on a commercial flight. Sutton believes the best part of being an Angel Flight volunteer pilot is contributing to the patients' care. He may have traded in his stethoscope for a pair of wings, but he continues to provide hope and healing for those in need.
To volunteer :
Pilots should have a minimum of 200 hours of flight time and access to at least a 4-seat aircraft To donate or for more information: www.angelflightsc.org"

Cats and dogs OK'd to cohabitate in Utah town

MSNBC:" Residents in Provo, Utah, can now officially own both cats and dogs. City Council members voted unanimously Tuesday to replace the word “or” with the word “and” in existing city code, which means residents can now own up to two cats and, two dogs at the same time. The problem was discovered when Susan Sewell and her family went to the Utah County Animal Shelter in Spanish Fork to adopt a kitten. The family already has a cat and a dog. They chose a kitten and began filling out the adoption paperwork. But when shelter staff learned of their existing pets, the family was told they couldn’t have the new animal because Provo only allowed residents to have cats or dogs, not cats and dogs. “I don’t think people will abuse the law just because it gets changed,” Sewell told the council. She said the family will be returning to the shelter to try again to adopt a kitten. “The kids will be begging us tonight, I’m sure,” she said after the council meeting." Excuse me?? I live in Idaho and I have been to Utah, and never did I hear this one before...I know in the town I live you can't have more then 2- dogs, unless you get a permit signed my the people who live around you, saying they don't mind...But A city ruling saying you can't have a dog & cat in the same house? Now I would be in real trouble at my house, because we have 2-cat's & 1-dog-(daughter's) 1-dog & 1-rat-(son's) and last but least, me. 11-goldfish (mine) What you got?

Love A Look into a Deeper Order

guyfinley:"It isn't hard, at times, to love others for what they are. Such relationships are on easy terms, and we receive what we give in a fair measure. But to love another for what they may yet be -- to give them the patience and kindness that lets them flower, this is a different task altogether. For to love a person for what he or she may be, costs us; and to pay this coin we must, ourselves, run in debt to who it is that we hope to be, an act that requires our payment in every moment, and with all those we meet. This is something I need to learn and repeat to myself each and everyday in my life, & to remind myself. I can only control what happens with-in my own feelings."

Gas prices helping.... WHO??

Gulfnews:"Other things gas prices are affecting are the bottom lines of OPEC and their brethen in the U.S.A. Where oh where has the money gone. While our government sits on its hands, oil companies are reaping criminal profits. Yes, we can point to the refineries as part of the problem, and indeed they are. However, all the money
is going to fuel. Our fuel prices have doubled, but our salaries stay the same. So what little discrecionary cash we did have is all but gone now. Hollywood is complaining about lower movie goer turnout. Hello! We won't talk about the outrageous cost for popcorn, that's another story all together. I think that is just the beginning. We are starting to see the rise in food costs and other materials will soon start. Inflation will start to take off, meantime our salaries stay the same. So first the movie theaters and other entertainment venues take the hit. Restaurants may see a tapering off also as people will not be able to afford to go out as much. Stores with paper thin margins all ready will start closing down. And where is all the money going, oh yeah, the oil companies. Hasn't it been noted in the papers the egregious profits they are getting? Oh and one last note, who in their right mind, would put almost all of our refineries located in the same area of the gulf coast? I understand the "not in my backyard" mentality, and believe me, I have been through Bay City, Tx and wouldn't want that smell in my backyard. However, these refineries should have been spread around more to minimize impact. We have a second major hurricane bearing down on TX. Could we lose the balance of the refineries?"

Idiot Sheriff's

"An individual who plugged her power strip Back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. Till someone pointed it out to her... A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less."

Home-improvements Signs you went over-board

1. You’ve built a drive-thru car wash in the second slot of your 2-car garage.
2. You’ll use any excuse to add a new room onto the house, including needing more space for the newest addition to the family – your daughter’s goldfish, Buffy.
3. Even Martha Stewart has deemed your multi-level, hydraulically-operated kitchen “a bit overdone.”
4. You’ve converted the standard stall shower into a “bathing waterfall,” complete with tropical plants.
5. Your rear-projection, surround-sound TV room can comfortably seat 43, and you’re trying to make arrangements with Universal for first-run films.
6. Your dog has a duplex dog house out back, even though he sleeps in bed with you every night.
7. The local building department says you can’t add a fourth floor to a house that was originally zoned as a single level dwelling.
8. You bought and demolished your next door neighbor’s house to make room for an Olympic size swimming pool.
9. You’ve installed a small freight elevator going to your attic.

10. You’ve built an FAA-approved heli-pad on your roof.

Found this at : http://www.shaeleighland.com/ Thank-you for letting me borrow it..Will share it well!!

Late Nite therapy For Couples

I hope her mate was at the hospital already, because from the looks on her face he'll end up their!!

Recalled Medicines... IMPORTANT!!

"My Son sent this to me to read and I felt it was something I should tell everyone so here it is. Also with the e-mail address of the people who made this claim..Pass it on!!

To confirm these findings please take time to check the following:

http://www.fda.gov/cder/drug/infopage/ppa/

You may want to try calling the 800 number listed on most, drug boxes and inquire about a REFUND. Please read this.....CAREFULLY. Also, please pass this on to everyone you know....STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in brain) among women ages 18-49 in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found in men, but the FDA - Recommended that everyone (even children) seek alternative medicine. They are asking you to call them at 800-548-3708 with the lot number on the box so they can send you postage for you to send it back to them, and they will also issue you a refund. Please pass this on so people are informed.

Phenylpropanolamine in these are causing strokes and seizures in children:

Orange 3D.... Cold &Allergy Cherry (Pink)....3D Cold &Cough Berry....3D Cough Relief Yellow 3D Expectorant.

The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine:

Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant ....Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements ....Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control ...Alka-Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent ....Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine (cherry or orange) ....Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original ....Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold &Cough Medicine Effervescent ...Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold &Flu Medicine ....Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold &Sinus Effervescent ....Alka Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold Medicine ....BC Allergy Sinus Cold Powder ....BC Sinus Cold Powder ....Comtrex Flu Therapy &Fever Relief ...Day &Night Contac 12-Hour Cold Capsules ....Contac 12 Hour Caplets ....Coricidin D Cold, Flu &Sinus ....Dexatrim Caffeine Free ....Dexatrim Extended Duration .... Dexatrim Gelcaps ... Dexatrim Vitamin C/Caffeine Free .... Dimetapp Cold &Allergy Chewable Tablets .... Dimetapp Cold &Cough Liqui-Gels ....Dimetapp DM Cold &Cough Elixir .... Dimetapp Elixir .... Dimetapp 4 Hour Liquid Gels .... Dimetapp 4 Hour Tablets .... Dimetapp 12 Hour Extentabs Tablets .... Naldecon DX Pediatric Drops ....Permathene Mega-16 ....Robitussin CF ....Tavist-D 12 Hour Relief of Sinus & Nasal Congestion ....Triaminic DM Cough Relief ....Triaminic Expectorant Chest &Head ....Triaminic Syrup Cold &Allergy ....Triaminic Triaminicol Cold & Cough.

AGAIN!!...They are asking you to call them at 800-548-3708 with the lot number on the box so they can send you postage for you to send it back to them.

Dennis Young, (Chief) - Thompson Valley EMS
380 N. Wilson Ave.
Loveland, CO 80537
youngdr@tvems.com "

Idiot Workers

"At a airport, a women was checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which she replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

Happened at a Birmingham, Ala. Airport. As Jess Foxworthy would say: HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!"

Brittany Spears' Oop's - I did it again

Pop Princess has a 2-pack a day habit!!... But says she plans on quitting to help her baby...SO much for her goodie two shoes look!!.....I knew she wasn't perfect as the world thought!!

Heroin use on - Live TV

Amsterdam, Netherlands :" A television presenter on a new Dutch talk show plans to take heroin and other illegal drugs on air in a program intended to reach young audiences on topics that touch their lives. The show, scheduled to premier on late-night television Oct. 10, is called "Spuiten & Slikken," or the "Shoot Up and Swallow" show. Even in the liberal Netherlands, where marijuana is sold and used openly, the idea was met with dismay by the governing center-right Christian Democrat party. Justice Ministry spokesman said it was not clear if he could be prosecuted. Possession of any amount of heroin is illegal,a highly addictive narcotic.The "Shoot Up & Swallow" shows will interview guests about drug use and abuse, while carrying out in-the-field experiments with sex and drugs Host, plans to smoke a heroin pill, have drinking binges in a series of pubs. Also take the drug LSD...On his couch under the supervision of his mother. The Netherlands is known for its marijuana policy, where sale and use of the drug in small quantities are not prosecuted even though technically illegal. Other drugs, including LSD, cocaine, Ecstasy and heroin are outlawed and dealers are prosecuted. The legal age for the consumption of alcohol and tobacco is 16. The BNN Show Has....Drawn viewer complaints for programs in the past, including a sex education program called "This Is How You Screw." One segment discussed how to have sex in a nightclub and featured life-size mannequins with sex organs It amazes me just how low people will go to get people to watch them on TV for fame!! What if he O.D.'s while taking these drugs? Are they going to tape that too?"

Liberal Verses Consertive

Most Americans have no idea what it sounds like to the rest of the world when an American condescendingly uses the word liberal as if it were a bad thing. Just to clarify: During the independence war, the British were the right-wing, conservative establishment. The Americans who decided to fight for their freedom were liberals. (liberal comes from liberty.) The founding fathers were liberals. The US is built on the ideals of liberalism. Thomas Jefferson (he wrote the declaration of independence) was a liberal. The declaration of independence, the constitution, and above all the bill of rights are the highest ideals of liberalism. You won't find a more liberal political paper than these documents. Everything the US stands for, everything Americans are proud of, are the liberal ideals of the liberal founding fathers. It has taken Europe centuries to reach those liberal ideals through horribly bloody wars. Ironically, today Europe is more liberal, while the US has drifted back into the same dangerous right-wing nationalism and radical patriotism that Europeans have fought centuries to rid themselves of - and that the US fought to liberate itself from during the independence war. Today the majority of Americans are more or less radical nationalists, with political views so right-wing, they often border on fascism. Of course Americans don't realize that. They think they're simply being "good Americans. This is just something I wanted to post, if you don't agree...Tell me!"

Motherhood!!

"This is how I feel right now!! I have a SON!! who no matter how much I love him, and try to make him grow-up into a good human being....He push's my buttons and does everything to make me blow my Top off my HEAD!! I told him this time I was fed up if he ran to be with his father this time he could stay their...Now I pray GOD give me the strength to follow thru...HE makes me crazy!!"

 

Missing Bill Clinton

Canadian TV.:" It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious. Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women...... Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!.. And, he gets a check from the government every month...... Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.... Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.....When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I don't know, I never had one." .......American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly..... Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom..... Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe...... The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

IDIOT SIGHTING

"When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealer ship to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
This really happened, was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!"

Bags for Bull...Finally

I wonder where to buy these? Then hand them to People you know never shut-up....

Whopper Please While I Rob You

AnnArborNews:"Reported that a man failed to rob a Burger King because the clerk told him he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. So the man ordered onion rings, but the clerk informed him that they weren't available for breakfast. The frustrated robber left.

And they say our young people aren't trained well, my problem is..How clean they are I went into to our local Burger King two different times and each time I had to ask the Super on shift...Why the young man making my sandwich ...Wasn't wearing gloves? They just told him to put them on!! YUCK!! "

Lick It - Go Ahead

Jay Leno:"An Australian company says they plan to use kangaroo dung to make stationary and other paper products. That's some-thing to think about the next time you decide to lick that envelope."

Cat Revenge

What they do to us when we're not home. Leave me home alone...Will ya!! 

How Coffee wise are You?

"Although you may know a lot about the brewing and enjoyment of coffee, there may be quite a lot you don't know about its other attributes. Take this test of your knowledge about the potential health benefits of coffee one of the worlds favorite beverages!

1. Which of the following is true?

A. The positive effects of caffeine will be reduced as users drink more coffee and build up tolerance.
B. Fine motor control can improve with moderate amounts of coffee.
C. An 8 oz cup of coffee contains 110 mg of caffeine.

2. Coffee seems to offer some protection against which of the following?

A. Colon cancer
B. Type 2 diabetes
C. Dehydration

3. What is a functional food?

A. A food that helps you function at your chosen activity.
B. A food that may deliver some health benefits beyond the nutrients

4. For which sports have studies demonstrated a caffeine/coffee benefit of improved stamina?

A. Sprinting
B. Endurance sports like cycling or running
C. Synchronized swimming

5. Which of the following would likely inhibit your ability to think clearly on an exam at 1:00 pm?

A. 1000-calorie high-carbohydrate pasta lunch
B. Skipping lunch and breakfast
C. A cup of coffee at noon

Okay...Now click on the comment tab and give me your answers, then.. I will tell you if your right! If by chance. You gave the wrong answer... I will give you all the correct answers after the test has ran for a week, at that time I will update the test to that date with all the correct ones included.....Go ahead test yourself!"